And it came to pass [anon] part 2

21]When they saw that the might of the Kopites was nigh restored, all the tribes trembled. 22]But the King of the devil-worshippers did not tremble: he was crafty, and in his wisdom he send a madness upon Raphael. 23]Then Raphael became as a man who dreams, speaking in tongues and seeing visions. 24]And he squandered the wealth of the people on lame and useless servants. 25]For he brought to their camp El Zhar and Ngog, Degen and Bar-Ragan. And he brought Yossi the Israelite, who had settled west of the land of Ham; and Babel, in whose name men built a tower. 26]And he brought many, many more. 27]And soon Raphael feared to venture forth, lest he be vanquished, but exhorted his servants only to defend the camp. 28]Then all the tribes came to loath the Kopites, because they were so boring. 29]So the people came before the two Lords, and said, "Why don't Ye giz some ackers for Raphael, that he may bring further glory to the people?" 30]And the Lords replied, "Behold, we have given him millions and millions of shekels. But in his madness he spent it on Glen the son of John, and Aquilani the Roman. And lo, he squandered it on Josemi. Now the bounty of the Lords is gone, for he hath spunked it on absolute garbage." 31]But the people were not satisfied, and they wrote screeds of righteous indignation, and kept saying things about "net spend". 32]So the Lords cast out Raphael, and sent for the prophet Roy, renowned for his steady hand and his outstretched arm and his good relations with the press. 33]But the people were in mourning for Raphael: they loved him greatly and pitied him. And they did also pity themselves. 34]For they were blind to his madness, seeing only his triumph against the Burlusconians years before. 35]And Roy was an old man, and the Kopites lost countless battles. 36]And the people went berserk, and threatened to come unto the house of the Lords and do Them harm. 37]And it came to pass that They were skint, and the moneylenders drove Them from the temple. 38]And so yet another Lord came among the Kopites, and He sacrificed Roy and sent for the old King who had led the Kopites a full score years before. 39]Then the people rejoiced, and cried, "Right, this time we are pure fuchen sorted, la. We're gonna win the league." 40]And there was laughter across the land.