Say Goodbye to Stevie Day

Last day of the season, and on both sides of the park it could be say goodbye to Stevie day....................
Rumours abound that Steven Gerrard is off-you-popski to Madrid for a new start away from local problems, and it looks like Steven Pienaar wants to make some more money elsewhere.

I just get the feeling that a less than totally committed performance is on its way from the Blues - but hope I am later proved wrong.

And now, a joke for the day.
An elderly couple were sitting in their cold flat. He says to her, "It's no good - we're skint. You'll have to go out and sell your body."
12 hours later, she returns with £5 and ten pence.
"who gave you the ten pence?"
"Everybody."